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Smut Slam Amsterdam - Good resolutions (12 January)
Amsterdam's only community dirty storytelling open mic! Sign up to tell a story and win prizes, or just sit back and enjoy!
Date and time
Location
De Nieuwe Anita
111 Frederik Hendrikstraat 1052 HN Amsterdam NetherlandsRefund Policy
Agenda
6:30 PM - 7:30 PM
arrive early and enjoy a lovely drink
7:30 PM - 10:30 PM
a good old-fashioned Smut Slam
About this event
🔥 SMUT SLAM IS BACK! 🔥 Get ready for the juiciest storytelling open mic in town—where real life, real thrills, and real ahem adventures take center stage. Join us on Sunday, January 12th, for stories on the theme "Good Resolutions."Ever set some spicy goals for yourself? Maybe you vowed to live out a steamy dream, make some dazzling new connections, or finally take that shiny new gadget for a spin. Whatever your intentions, we want to hear them! Share your tales of being a mischievous minx or the most obedient cutie, and you might just walk away with one of our fabulous prizes. Don’t miss it—it’s going to be deliciously unforgettable! 🌶️✨
Advance tickets: €12-15 per person, €10 student ticket - please bring your student ID!
At the door (only if the event is not sold out): €15 general, pin only
Location: De Nieuwe Anita, 111 Frederik Hendrikstraat, Amsterdam
* * PLEASE SEE OUR COVID PROTOCOLS FAQ
Smut Slam features real-life, first-person sex stories, special prizes, amazing guest judges, and also THE FUCKBUCKET, a convenient receptacle for all your anonymous questions and confessions!
** PRIZES PROVIDED BY various sponsors
IMPORTANT: Smut Slam is queer-friendly, kink- AND vanilla-friendly, fat-friendly, sex worker-friendly, virgin-friendly, polyamory-friendly, we're really, really friendly. We welcome people with all types and amounts of sexual experiences. We DO NOT welcome stories involving racism, sexism, homophobia, transphobia or any other kind of discrimination. All activities depicted must be CONSENSUAL!
EVENT LANGUAGE: English
Read about the Smut Slam worldwide network at http://www.smutslam.com
PLEASE NOTE: We have a strong Code of Conduct for everyone at a slam. We try very hard to run the event accordingly, and we want attendees to actually pay attention so you can help us create this safer space: https://docs.google.com/document/d/120FTNtC47HhNIEP91TXpUT21mwsDCryMsRhAj74nJjs/edit?usp=sharing
Please do take a moment to read this statement, thank you!
Frequently asked questions
WE PRACTICE SAFER SMUT! DO NOT ATTEND if you are feeling poorly! There will be more slams! Smut Slam Amsterdam encourages attendees to test before coming, and to wear a mask indoors. This remains one of the best ways to protect yourself against getting sick from COVID or other airborne diseases
SMUT SLAMMERS sign up on the night to tell a 5-minute dirty story, based on their real lives, and a lucky six to eight names will be drawn at random. RULES: - no notes - no costumes or props - only five minutes AND - the story must be real and have happened to you.
Don't worry. The audience is in for a good time at SMUT SLAM! Sit back and enjoy. All we ask is: - No interrupting. - No heckling. - No necking in the front row.
There are 3 steps to access the toilet, and the stage and main room are down one set of flights but we have limited seating at the ground floor. If you have a physical disability please contact the organisers and we will do our upmost to accommodate your needs.
SMUT SLAM Amsterdam is produced and hosted by Bustie La Tish, Amsterdam's most loved curvy showgirl. SMUT SLAM is CREATED by Cameryn Moore, an award-winning playwright/performer, event producer, and former phone sex operator.
Organized by
Europe's first and only online dirty storytelling open mic, open to anyone with the internet anywhere in the world! Smut Slam is a global network of story events