Smut Slam Amsterdam - Almost, but not quite (11 May)
- Ages 18+
Amsterdam's only community dirty storytelling open mic! Sign up to tell a story and win prizes, or just sit back and enjoy!
Date and time
Location
De Nieuwe Anita
111 Frederik Hendrikstraat 1052 HN Amsterdam NetherlandsRefund Policy
Agenda
6:30 PM - 7:30 PM
arrive early and enjoy a lovely drink
7:30 PM - 10:30 PM
a good old-fashioned Smut Slam
About this event
- Event lasts 3 hours
- Ages 18+
- Paid venue parking
🔥 SMUT SLAM IS BACK! 🔥 Get ready for the juiciest storytelling open mic in town—where real life, real thrills, and real awkward adventures take center stage. Join us on Sunday, 11 May, for stories on the theme "Almost, But Not Quite"!
Ever been so close to sealing the deal, only for fate (or a nosy neighbor, a ringing phone, or a sudden knock at the door) to hit pause? Whether it was a steamy moment interrupted by bad timing, an unexpected visitor, or just plain bad luck, we want to hear your tales of almost getting it on.
Come share your most hilariously hampered, deliciously frustrating, and downright relatable escapades—because sometimes, the best stories are the ones that don’t quite go as planned. Tell your story, and you might just take home one of our fabulous prizes! Don’t miss this night of cheeky confessions, awkward interruptions, and unforgettable fun. 🚫🔥💋
Advance tickets: €12-15 per person, €10 student ticket - please bring your student ID!
At the door (only if the event is not sold out): €15 general, pin only
Location: De Nieuwe Anita, 111 Frederik Hendrikstraat, Amsterdam
* * PLEASE SEE OUR COVID PROTOCOLS FAQ
Smut Slam features real-life, first-person sex stories, special prizes, amazing guest judges, and also THE FUCKBUCKET, a convenient receptacle for all your anonymous questions and confessions!
** PRIZES PROVIDED BY Satisfyer, The Vulva Gallery, 2Hard2Handle and more...
IMPORTANT: Smut Slam is queer-friendly, kink- AND vanilla-friendly, fat-friendly, sex worker-friendly, virgin-friendly, polyamory-friendly, we're really, really friendly. We welcome people with all types and amounts of sexual experiences. We DO NOT welcome stories involving racism, sexism, homophobia, transphobia or any other kind of discrimination. All activities depicted must be CONSENSUAL!
EVENT LANGUAGE: English
Read about the Smut Slam worldwide network at http://www.smutslam.com
PLEASE NOTE: We have a strong Code of Conduct for everyone at a slam. We try very hard to run the event accordingly, and we want attendees to actually pay attention so you can help us create this safer space: https://docs.google.com/document/d/120FTNtC47HhNIEP91TXpUT21mwsDCryMsRhAj74nJjs/edit?usp=sharing
Please do take a moment to read this statement, thank you!
Frequently asked questions
WE PRACTICE SAFER SMUT! DO NOT ATTEND if you are feeling poorly! There will be more slams! Smut Slam Amsterdam encourages attendees to test before coming, and to wear a mask indoors. This remains one of the best ways to protect yourself against getting sick from COVID or other airborne diseases
SMUT SLAMMERS sign up on the night to tell a 5-minute dirty story, based on their real lives, and a lucky six to eight names will be drawn at random. RULES: - no notes - no costumes or props - only five minutes AND - the story must be real and have happened to you.
Don't worry. The audience is in for a good time at SMUT SLAM! Sit back and enjoy. All we ask is: - No interrupting. - No heckling. - No necking in the front row.
There are 3 steps to access the toilet, and the stage and main room are down one set of flights but we have limited seating at the ground floor. If you have a physical disability please contact the organisers and we will do our upmost to accommodate your needs.
SMUT SLAM Amsterdam is produced and hosted by Bustie La Tish, Amsterdam's most loved curvy showgirl. SMUT SLAM is CREATED by Cameryn Moore, an award-winning playwright/performer, event producer, and former phone sex operator.
Up to 24h before the slam, you can use Eventbrite's refund option to return your ticket, no questions asked. You will be refunded for the ticket price but not the service cost.
Check out Eventbrite regularly, any returned tickets will be put on sale. We might sell tickets at the door if space allows, but please keep in mind this will be standing room only, and door sales are not guaranteed.
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Europe's first and only online dirty storytelling open mic, open to anyone with the internet anywhere in the world! Smut Slam is a global network of story events